When your in the bathroom and somebody asks you: “Are You alone? What are you doing?”
merve-1996:
I’m taking dancing lessons with my invisible friend.
When your mom doesn’t buy the food you wanted:
When you really have to pee, but the line for the restroom is so long…
I hate it when dogs have eye boogers.
randomalina:
It’s just sitting on it’s eye. I just have the urge to pick it off, but it looks too gross, so I leave it there.
I’M SORRY, MY PET.
When the substitute teacher is fine as fuck
When the substitute teacher is fine as fuck
